Books
I write books for people to read. Actually, that's not exactly true. I write them because I like to write them, and if people would like to read them, that's cool. Although if you do read them, they will pretty much change your life. I guarantee you that. A person could go from being a loser to being really nice after reading just one of my books.
Shop
I have a lot of strange-looking things for sale in the shop. You can buy them, and I do get to keep the money, but it's more just to look around at the unusual things you find there. You might find a Cheddar Man shirt in there, or a mug, maybe some socks. You really never know what you'll find at the shop. Some of the things are the kind of things you just want to buy and collect. Many of them have this dog on them, most say Cheddar Man. It's just a nice thing to look around at.
Photos
I take a lot of photos. Do you ever see hair ties on the ground? I take a lot of photos of those. Do you ever wonder how they got there? Who was wearing them? Why they fell out? No? Well, if you don't, then there's no reason to visit the photos section.
Music
I like to produce music. I play the instruments. I sort of sing like a cross between a very old Johnny Cash and a very irritated Fred Schneider. I record everything. I make myself sound a lot better, and then I upload it. Sometimes I play small shows outside my home. Not usually.
Builds
I tinker around with a lot of different things. It could be anything. I'm not that good at anything, but that's alright because it means I can give everything a shot. I focus on one thing pretty hard for a while and then I'm ready for something else. It all circles back around eventually, though.
Thoughts
Did you ever wonder what I'm up to on any given day? You're not alone. Hardly anyone does. In the unlikely event that you happen to want to see a picture of my bagel, or something dead I came across, or how worn out my shoes are getting, then take a look.
This and That
There are some random odds and ends in here. I have a bunch of videos in this section. Nothing that interesting. You never know what you're going to find in there. It could be dangerous to your health so you probably want to avoid it.
Contact Me
You can send me a private message. I will read it. Depending on a lot of things, it's pretty likely that I'd text you back. Don't bother if you're a robot of any kind though. The spam checker will know.
