S-Rank installer Chilly Most was winding down after a busy day in London doing a business at the business factory where nobody there knew about his secret life as a certified banger slap-tagging street artist.
Chilly Most had arranged with Andrew Mcleish for a special meal to be prepared at The Windmill, to be enjoyed while taking in some truly immersive theater, if one catches my drift.
Andrew Mcleish surprised Chilly Most by sending two ladies to the hostess station to meet him and escort him down to Henderson’s to enjoy some pre-dinner cocktails.
Everything was going great until one of the ladies fell victim to a ruthless act of pick-pocketry right there on busy Great Widmill St.
Chilly Most sprang into action with a speed and ferocity that frankly startled the large crowd of people who had gathered around the growing ruckus. Chilly Most was only able to capture this grainy photo of himself as he ran down the band of ragamuffin urchin thieves preying on the people of Soho.
After one false start interrupting a couple in one of these phone booths, Chilly Most was able to redirect and locate the underage pickpockets hiding in the next phone booth down.
With the pickpockets apprehended, and the dinner at The Windmill attended, the grateful ladies of The Windmill gave Chilly Most directions across the street to The Lyric when he started to get a little handsy, which was understandable after all the free cocktails in Henderson’s before the show.
Chilly Most had enough at that point anyway but he did stop by The Lyric to make his Christmas reservations because even though it’s only September they’re already filling up!
Did you ever notice the dates and days of the week in September are the same as December?