Frank Head

Have you ever seen the movie Frank? I saw it. And then I saw it again probably six or ten times. Then I decided I wanted to build my own Frank Head and live in it all the time.

So I built one. I worked pretty hard on it. It took me a long time and I think it came out looking a lot like Frank's head. Actually, not like the real Frank's head. The real Frank is a whole different story. Or maybe a different version of the same story. And there was, actually, a real Frank before the movie Frank.

In any case, I think my head came out looking enough like Frank's head, the movie Frank, to be satisfying.

The fan kept it cool and comfortable while I was wearing the head. I felt good wearing the head. I felt like I had an insulating layer between me and the rest of the Universe. When you're wearing a Frank head, nobody comes up to you and starts conversations with the phrase: "It won't let me . . ." Everybody talks about different things when you're wearing a Frank head.

But I couldn't see. Not well enough to wear it forever, anyway. I'm not sure how the real Frank or the movie Frank were able to see in their heads. The visibility is poor. So I took it off and I put it in my garage and went on to something else.